Friday morning at 2am while driving home on the highway a car full of hispanic males decided to plow into me, flipping my my car and sending it spinning for about football field. Then they ran, on FOOT down the freeway.
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Why? Why now?

1. New ways to cope, seeing how I don't have my old ones anymore.
2. A boyfriend who doesn't fail at life.
3. Powdered Protein that doesn't taste like milky ass.

So that's totaled. Yay.

The girl that pulled in front of me and slammed on her breaks in the middle of the intersection isn't taking responsibility for the accident anymore, of course. *sigh*

I'm 6 weeks out from surgery, that I apparently owe another 4k-5k on. Yay insurance. -.-




...there is good news though, I'm 48lbs lighter than I was a month and a half ago. Maybe I can become a stripper and pay for the bullshit.

ohai thar.

It's like 10am and I just had to wake up and start my prep for tomorrow. You might be asking yourself "wtf is tomorrow?", well that is when I'm having my gastric bypass surgery. oh em gee. I really need to update shit more often, like I haven't been saying that for years. So this "prep"... I just got to drink a whole bottle of this red, salty, fake cherry flavored shit that (guess what!?) makes me shit all day! T_T
oh god, and I just burped. x_x




I'm so excited about finally having surgery that I can't even begin to put it into words.

Every once in a while something will come out of left field and slap me right across the face.

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I went to VA for two weeks and it was the best time ever. So much fun in fact I forgot to take pics half the time XD

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ahahahahaha, yes.

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"If she had as many penis' sticking out of her as shes had in her she'd look like a fuckin' porcupine" - Dave Sanchez

I'm finding myself infatuated with a 19 year old.

I don't know what else to say about it, I'm in a bit of a shock I guess.





...more please.

While watching Chris Crockers latest video I browsed the comments as they are always a blast to read...and this one I found extra amusing for some reason.

SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVED TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT ANAL PENETRATION IS AGAINST NATURE AND HAS A PERNICIOUS AFFECT ON THE ASSHOLE. IF PRACTISED ON A DAILY BASIS THEN THE FAGGOT WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS MOST WILL NOT ONLY SUFFER FROM MUSCLE WEAKENING BUT WILL ALSO BE WEARING NAPPIES DUE TO THE UNCONTROLLABLE LEAKAGE OF EXCReMENT

If I google "ASS SCIENTISTS" what do you think will come up?

...the pernicious affect is only on the asshole and doesn't affect the rest of the ass at all, right?

So anal sex is like using too much splenda...I mean they both cause anal leakage.


wtf? LOL

Adolfo = Cordaroy encased gouch!

OMG FOOT!


...it actually really tickled a lot.

Drunken debauchery. lawl.

I don't care how gay his show might be...thats some damned good eyecandy imo.